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t3h w31rd: September 16th, 2007

by JW


You know, last week I didn’t do t3h w31rd, and then this week… not too much happened. So I may be scraping the bottom of the barrel, but I did what I could. So, without further adieu, I present to you “t3h w31rd”…

Most Expensive Beta EVER!
Were you one of the unlucky ones who, for whatever reason, didn’t get ahold of a Call of Duty 4 beta token? Well, don’t feel too bad, Timmy. There’s still hope for you! You can still get into the Call of Duty 4 BETA, and be cool like the kids in school. All you need is an Xbox 360, an active internet connection, an Xbox LIVE account…

…and roughly $1250.


As you can see, for a cool 99,999 MS Points (or $1249.49), you can get in on the Modern Warfare action! So, why be like all the other kids who got their codes for free, when you can spend 21 games worth of cash to get in two weeks late?

All the chicks would think you’re hot, too.

Aww, cute baby unicorn!!
Let me get this out of the way right now — if you play Second Life, leave this website and never return. I don’t want your kind here.

…ok, now that those fuckin’ weirdos are gone, you may be asking yourselves “Why the Second Life hate, JW?” Anyone who can condone THIS:


Is a disgusting human being. Now I am probably the last person who would ever argue FOR censorship, but you know… if I were to support Jack Thompson on anything, it’d be for the complete abolishment of unicorn sex from the gaming industry.

…and who would want to be known throughout the Second Life community as the unicorn fucker, anyways? I mean… Christ, I’m afraid of being the last guy alive on my team in Counter-Strike!

Holy Crap, Master Chief just asked for candy!


You know, with Halloween comin’ up, odds are you’re in need of a costume. Well, if you have around $5,500 lying around, you can be the baddest Spartan NOT named either Leonidas or Master Chief. The detail put into this suit is absolutely amazing, and if you have the money, you almost owe it to yourself to pick this up.

Also, if you bid, you’re also helping a member of the gaming family in need. If you haven’t heard, Gamer Dad recently had a heart attack, and is currently recovering in a local hospital. 4% of the final bid (so far, around $220) will go to help Gamer Dad in his recovery.


Home-Brew Guitar Hero
I have made little effort to hide the fact that I like Code Monkeys on G4. I’ve made even less of an effort to hide that I am absolutely in love with the theme song, performed by Jonathan Coulton. So, when I came across this video on YouTube of someone’s homebrewed Guitar Hero level for Code Monkeys. Is it awesome? Yes. And it actually looks like it would be pretty difficult.

Then again, I suck at Guitar Hero. Royally. Sadly, however, this isn’t even the best Guitar Hero mod out there:

That one is. See y’all next week.

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